Can I see your drivers license, proof of insurance, and death certificate please?
   ERIC AMES, Albuquerque

   Why so grim? I'm writing you a citation for scythe-swiping another vehicle.
   JANE A. PAPPAS, Albuquerque

   I know The Force is with me, but you still have to take a Breathalizer test.
   CAROL J. SMITH, Albuquerque

   Your driver's license has expired ...
   TED TRUSKE, Albuquerque

   You're the third guy this week who said he was late for a funeral.
   JONATHAN W. LEE, Albuquerque

   Oh, from New Mexico, eh? That explains it.
   MARK CHINO, Mescalero

   And why would you want my badge number?
   PAUL A BOUCHER, Albuquerque

   Looks like you'll be getting a lot busier if they lower the legal drinking age.
   RICHARD D. MANN, Albuquerque

   It's just a figure of speech -- I don't really want to know where the fire is!
   TOMMY G. WILLOUGHBY, Placitas

   Maxine? Is that you?
   KAY F. BROOKS, Albuquerque